Anonymous asked:

How many times do you eat your own poop a day? (I'm trying to cut down on it)

If you want to eat your own poop and help the environment, plant a garden and shit on it! It’ll help the garden grow, and you’re eating the things that grew from your poop :)

helllll nah!

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Are you secretly a robot?

(no)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Is your person tall?

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

How do u post pics/videos

… what do you mean?

icanttriforce:

I didn’t get any responses :’(

How to win “Guess Who?” in one move.

schrodingersgat:

Somebody on my facebook feed posted this and I don’t think I’ve ever been more uncomfortable.

Hello all!

Do you like tumblr and posting things that maybe some people could see?

I’m looking for people to help post things more regularly on this blog! Just send me a message and a little description of yourself and you’ll be an admin of a world famous blog (well, maybe not “world famous” but y’know)!

foxyshy

foxyshy asked:

Hey. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? HE DRANK HIS COFFEE BEFORE IT WAS COOL!

HEYOOOO